What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 06:45
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me : No
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : Tea ?
Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?
Me : I don't drink
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
What are some signs he is deeply in love with you?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
What is your favorite cuckold experience?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Me : Sure.
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Are women as visual as men are?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
He : Then let's have some coffee
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Me : Thank you.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : I'm 24.